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lyrics

My life's a mess
and my shirt's also a mess
it didn't stop me from finding
your home address

I'd love to tell you
That I hate your guts
but under one simple
condition that I'm up in em

This is not a
love note, it's more
of a death threat
to you, and yours

I clench my fist
and hope i can
drain blood from this
hard on, soon and

I lost my job the same day that my dog died
We lost the pennant that day and I just broke down and cried

Rick vaughn your name
short shorts your game
don't want it
don't need it
I swear it
believe it
you throwin
I'm catchin
nice shirt
we matchin
imagine our life if we just hung out all the time

This is not a textbook definition of romance This is not an ironic definition of romance
my shirt’s still a mess and this game is over, bring out the pooper scooper, i mean

Your cool stylish haircut is making my denim tingle
Your cool stylish haircut is making my emotions mingle
I am not a bright man, but I can see what you’ve got
I am not a bright man, but I’ve gotta know what you’ve got
I am not a bright man, but i just wanna tie knots
I am not a bright man, but I’m burnin burnin burnin hot

Let’s count to three, it’ll calm me down, let’s do it 1…2….3
Start the season, cause it’s the mating season
This doesn’t work when I see your face
Let’s count to three, I gotta calm this down, let’s do it 1…2….3

The moment our eyes locked
I prayed to god again
Was it for the win
It felt more like a sin
I am not a bright man, but I can see what you’ve got
I am not a bright man, but I’ve gotta feel what you’ve got

Let’s count to three, it’s the only way, let’s do it 1...2...3
Start the season, cause it’s the mating season
This doesn’t work when I see your face
Let’s count to three, I need it bad, let’s do it 1…2….3
Let’s do it ……..Let’s get married today

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from Maxim Presents: Jock Jams VII, released May 20, 2015

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Franklin and Bash: the band Seattle, Washington

Four dudes playing kiler tunes in between depositions and keg stands.

Jack Port: Divorce / DUI Attorney
S. Mike: Entertainment Attorney
Mitt "Hung Jury" :Middlemen: Ambulance Chasin'
Mattholomew Frankenstien IV: Trial Attorney
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