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Chimney Intruder Indictment

from Maxim Presents: Jock Jams VII by Franklin and Bash: the band

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lyrics

Buddy
Pal

We are friends
At least I thought we were

But last year
Your gift was a shell station gift card

Oh willy my willy
I wrote a special song for you

Oh willy my willy
I may be short of stature but I know I'm worth more than twenty dollars

They all can’t be winners
This is your year for reprieve
They all can’t be winners
that's the theme of this Christmas eve

They all can’t be winners
John Ritter gifted me a diet book

They all can’t be winners
I know I’m fatter, I’m not flattered

Oh willy my willy
I expect a little more from you, don’t you remember?

Cause willy my willy
I picked you up off the floor and I got you some muscle milk at the store

They all can’t be winners
It’s like a gift of hpv
They all can’t be winners
I’ll say it to you on Christmas eve

I guess we've never been exceptionally good friends
But if this gift is unremarkable our friendships at an end
That’s what I’m saying here That’s what I’m trying to say
What I mean is. What'd you get me?

Athletic sock
Socks

They all can’t be winners
Which I’ve just gotta repeat
They all can’t be winners
I’ll say it to you on Christmas eve

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from Maxim Presents: Jock Jams VII, released May 20, 2015

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Franklin and Bash: the band Seattle, Washington

Four dudes playing kiler tunes in between depositions and keg stands.

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S. Mike: Entertainment Attorney
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Mattholomew Frankenstien IV: Trial Attorney
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