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lyrics

Channeling my inner James Caan
Not as suave as my Don Johnson
I just shit so hard I cracked my back
these guts are spilled I’m right on track

Oh, it’s been a long time coming
It’s been a long treacherous path
but momma momma, tell your doctor tell your kids
baby bird, is ready to fly
baby baby baby, I’m here

I’ve got an itch
it’s more of a sneaking suspicion
that. these. slam poetry classes have finally paid their dues

ooooh, baby baby baby baby baby baby

damn straight
I’ve got the mic in my hand
I’m the king of this land

I’m the garbage man
I’ll take you trash to the can

You all will see
This was meant to be

I have arrived

Well my palms feel greased
I can’t stand the look on your face
what it is?
Syphilis

Well as I take the stage
I can feel it filling this place
what’s that feeling?
Syphilis
what’s that smell?
Syphilis
what’s that itchyness?
Syphilis
what’s that blindness?
Syphilis
What’s that death?

Syphilis

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from Maxim Presents: Jock Jams VII, released May 20, 2015

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Franklin and Bash: the band Seattle, Washington

Four dudes playing kiler tunes in between depositions and keg stands.

Jack Port: Divorce / DUI Attorney
S. Mike: Entertainment Attorney
Mitt "Hung Jury" :Middlemen: Ambulance Chasin'
Mattholomew Frankenstien IV: Trial Attorney
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